Gonna start using this as an excuse
to get out of playing "unofficial tech support" at work.
"Take a look at what's wrong with your phone? Sure, I'd love to- wait, that's a Verizon phone. I can't help you do anything with that, it's locked. Not connecting to our VPN? You'll have to take that up with Verizon or their subsidiary company, the FCC."
Or just, like, ask the actual IT group for help.