Reply to post: Re: I've recently started amusing myself thus:

Brit regulator pats self on back over nuisance call reduction: It's just 4 billion now!

paulf Silver badge
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Re: I've recently started amusing myself thus:

Superb.

As for, "I honestly don't know what I would have done next, if they had, for instance, actually described their clothing." get creative with your wildest imagination - the Internet has much to offer in the way of inspiration, see Icon! For good measure, place an old Marigold glove* by the phone in case you need sound effects.

*These are branded rubber gloves usually used for washing dishes and other household chores, if anyone isn't aware.

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