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Re: I do wonder what coffee addict was desperate enough

Bloody civets, pooping all over the place. Get off my lawn!

I'll just get a stick and flick the poop over the hedge into the neighbour's garden. It was probably one of his civets. And even if it wasn't, he never returned my lawnmower after he borrowed it, so he can trigger a few poopmines when he mows his lawn.

Damn, I messed that up. The poop broke open.

Oh, what's that. *prod* *prod* *poke* It looks like a coffee bean, It is a coffee bean.

Hmmmmmm.

Might as well try making coffee from it. It's not like I can normally afford to drink coffee on the meagre amount of money I get paid to pick coffee beans.

Ugh! Tastes like shit! Pretty much what I expected.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Suppose I tell everyone it tastes wonderful. Those rich bastards will queue up to drink the stuff and pretend it tastes wonderful.

That would be very, very funny.

Now if only I could invent a crap programming language and convince everyone to use it. That would be even funnier.

Mine's the one with the civet poop in the pocket. Bloody neighbour got his own back for me flicking the stuff into his garden.