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Elon Musk's Tesla burns $675.3m in largest ever quarterly loss

Ian Johnston Silver badge

It's the bait-and-switch at Tesla which always amuses.

We've made a sports car!

It's flimsy and has limited range

Who cares, we've made a saloon!

It's crazily expensive and breaks down in cold weather

Who cares, we've made an SUV

Breaks down constantly, especially the doors

Who cares, we're going to make a cheaper saloon.

You can't make 'em, and the panels don't fit.

Who cares, we'll make a ... erm ... truck! That's it, we'll make a truck.

Another mock up, Elon?

Who cares, rockets!

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