Re: Actual accidents
usually tell such callers to go an F- themselves,
Come on, they may enjoy it. I ask them if there is a B&Q nearby so they can go, grab a chainsaw, stuff it where sun does not shine, then take it out and suck on it.
Generally results in them never ever calling me again (and my daughter hitting me on the head if she is in earshot range).
Biting the hand that feeds IT
