So your more of a high brow humour man, eh?
How about this?
A programmers wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
or we could go for this?
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
Lighten up please, I also can't stand Mrs Browns Boys or crazy frog.