Re: 1,800 feet
"Rubbish! Everybody knows 1,800 feet isn't high enough to observe the Great A'Tuin in all its majesty"
That is one way of describing the act of looking up the business end of a turtle to determine its sex (AKA "The Big Bang Theory").
Oh brutah how I miss the smell of a freshly printed Discworld novel. Today was perfect reading weather and here I am with one less favorite author around. 'Buggrit.