HMS Yorkshire Pudding express
We should park the new aircraft carriers off Italy, one in the Bay of Naples, the other off Venice and use them as floating home delivery pudding houses.
The F-35 is no use as a military aircraft, so instead rig them with an autopilot and use them as delivery drones. Should be able to guarantee a precision air drop anywhere in Italy within 40 minutes of ordering.
Saturate Italy with Yorkshire Puddings: our revenge for the rash of third rate pizza houses that have appeared in the UK in the last forty years.