Not only would i eat it
Being bred and born in Yorkshire, I'd demolish it. Anyone left any of theirs, would you mind if i ...
Mind you , would have to be homemade, i'm not going to M's for one.
Lift the pizza bit an inch or so and fill the gap with a thick layer of rich egg custard, with nutmeg, or luscious vanilla custard filling. Main and pudding in one go.
Efficiency bonus, eat with both hands and save on the washing up. (Mind you, the laundry bill could be substantial.)
None of this fancy red wine stuff, swill it down with good ole tap watter.
Then later go for some Theakstons or Timothy Taylors.