The pizza they put on my platter
Was like a deep-pan only fatter.
I muttered "Lord save me,
They've served it with gravy
And in place of the base they've put batter".
I started - with some trepidation -
To tackle this hybrid creation,
But to my delight
The thing tasted all right
So I finished with no hesitation.
I washed it all down with some bitter,
Let nobody say I'm a quitter.
And after, I reckoned
I fancied a second -
Then I spent the whole night on the sh**ter.