It's a fitness TRACKER.
Imagine that! Wearing a DEVICE that describes itself as a TRACKER can actually be used as a TRACKING DEVICE! Huh. Whodathunkit.
Camouflage uniform? Check.
Black facepaint? Check.
Suppressor? Check.
Night vision goggles? Check.
Fitbit? Absolutely dude! No way am I losing out on the miles from this hike!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
