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Julian Assange to UK court: Put an end to my unwarranted Ecuadorean couch-surf

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

A solution

A bit of negotiation.

Assagne surrenders to the warrant.

Taken straight to the magistrates' court for an immediate hearing.

Pleads guilty.

Prosecution points out that bail jumping is a serious matter so imprisonment is fully justified but as the original warrant has been dropped, he's spent the time on bail under what's effectively self-imposed house arrest, has voluntarily surrendered and has agreed to leave the country immediately if set free the Crown believes the imprisonment could be suspended. Say six months for two years you worship?

Defence confirms intent to leave but counters saying a conditional discharge would be appropriate.

Court imposes 5 months suspended two years.

In and out of court in five minutes

Fast car to Heathrow timed to arrive just in time to catch a flight to Ecuador leaving the US no time to get extradition papers prepared and Swedes no time to reissue the EWA.

That's if he keeps his mouth shut except to confirm his name and plead guilty. If he tries to make a speech in court he gets 14 days and there'll be an extradition warrant and an EWA waiting when he gets out. Likewise if he tries to hold a press conference after leaving court the car gets held up in traffic and he misses his plane and finds there's no available seat for several days.

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