Reply to post: Re: planet cooling

Don't panic... but our fragile world is drifting away from the Sun

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Re: planet cooling

"That's a great idea. I proudly yet angrily award you the polluting medal of pollution."

Can I have one, too?

I used to love my X-Trail diesel, especially when a couple of the injectors were wearing out. I could build up soot in the exhaust by driving like an environmental saint so the turbocharger slept. Mile after mile of safe, boring driving. But then, overtaking a posse of cyclists, I'd be able to floor the pedal, the turbo would kick in, and all that soot would be blasted out, and I'd be laying smoke like a destroyer. It was magic.

My new car's disgustingly clean. I'm wondering if I can retrofit some extras, like separate dispensers for chilli powder, ash, anthrax, rubbish, wasps nests, and anti-bike tacks.

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