"We’re thinking of calling the column “Who, me?”."
I have an ancient T-shirt that I used to wear on occasion when trouble-shooting. It shows a wide-eyed Garfield pointing at Pookie*** who is propped up by a broken table lamp. The legend is "Not me".
***Pookie was a stuffed teddy bear - always totally inanimate even in that cartoon world.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
