You know, after reading the headline I was absolutely shocked. Shocked to the point where I thought death was to be placed upon me shortly.
Now though I realise that 1.5cm a year isn't anything special, and I'm not going to die, so I've decided to go on YouPorn.
If it's good enough for Hawians after a missile scare, it's good enough for me.
Paris icon because, well, I might be a fan.