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Don't panic... but our fragile world is drifting away from the Sun

wolfetone Silver badge
Paris Hilton

You know, after reading the headline I was absolutely shocked. Shocked to the point where I thought death was to be placed upon me shortly.

Now though I realise that 1.5cm a year isn't anything special, and I'm not going to die, so I've decided to go on YouPorn.

If it's good enough for Hawians after a missile scare, it's good enough for me.

Paris icon because, well, I might be a fan.

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