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Beyond code PEBCAK lies KMACYOYO, PENCIL and PAFO

PBXTech

Not an acronym, or even computer-related, but...

While working for a small telecom interconnect many years ago, had quite a few tickets which I closed as "Troubleshoot non-working phone to electrical open in line cord".

While it was occasionally an actual faulty cord, it generally meant:

"Didn't want to get the customer's employee canned by documenting that I drove 60 miles one-way on a ticket with a per-mile trip charge and 1-hr minimum labor charge to discover that her phone had come unplugged from the wall jack"

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