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HPE's cold storage digit: 2% growth better than a kick in the teeth – but it's no Dell EMC

BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello 'slab and a beanbag on the floor

Huawei exec says firm will start tackling GCHQ security fears from June

Neri, Neri, nerr-nerr: Wall St smiles on HPE despite slip in hybrid IT, compute sales

OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers

Oracle sued for $4.5m after ERP system delivery date 'moved from 2015 to 2016, then 2017, then... er, never'

Linux love hits Windows 10 19H1 amid a second round of zombie slaying

There's no 'My' in Office, Microsoft insists with new productivity hub

WTF PDF: If at first you don't succeed, you may be Adobe re-patching its Acrobat, Reader patches

Black-hat sextortionists required: Competitive salary and dental plan

Data breach rumours abound as UK Labour Party locks down access to member databases

Welcome to the sunlit uplands of HTTP/2, where a naughty request can send Microsoft's IIS into a spin

Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one

Software development and deployment? Yeah, we can help you with that...

Git money, git paid: GitHub waves larger wads of dollar bills to tempt bug hunters

Uptown func: Serverless types Nuweba trouser $4.8m as investors eye faster FaaS

Sueballs at the ready? Google promises end to forced arbitration after wave of staff protests

Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee

UK.gov pens Carillion-proofing playbook: Let's run pilots of work before we outsource it, check firms' finances

OK, your boss allegedly called you a lazy n*****, promoted the person you trained ahead of you and paid you less, but you can't PROVE it's racism, Facebook says

Oracle: Major ad scam 'DrainerBot' is rinsing Android users of their battery life and data

Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster

The bigger they are, the harder they fall: Peak smartphone hits Apple, Samsung the worst

Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

Geek's Guide

Lunar lander's brief jaunt will place Israel as fourth country to make soft landing on Moon

Eggheads want YOU to name Jupiter's five newly found moons ‒ and yeah, not so fast with Moony McMoonface

Deton-8. Blastobox-3. Demo-1... One of these is the name of a SpaceX crew capsule test now due to launch in March

NASA boffins show Moon water supply could – er, this can't be right? – come from the Sun

Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

What's the frequency, KeNNeth? Neural nets trained to tune in on radar signals to boost future mobe broadband

EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic

'We don't want a camera in everyone's living room' says bloke selling cameras in living rooms. Zuckerberg, you moron

Verity Stob

Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror

No yoke: 'Bored' Aussie test pilot passes time in the cockpit by drawing massive knobs in the air

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

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