Reply to post: Flying Pyros.

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

kneedragon

Flying Pyros.

Come to Australia, the lucky country, where even the wild-life are fkkun pyros....

What's worse? Being bitten on the bum by a Redback, or being torched by a feral pidgeon?

In America, cows have guns.

In Australia, crows say "Farque!" and they can use matches....

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