Reply to post: Re: Australian wildlife

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

lglethal Silver badge
Joke

Re: Australian wildlife

come come now, no one has died from a spider bite for about 50 years. Now the snakes well thats different, but there mostly out in the west or the bush. And the sharks, well they mainly take surfers. And the jellyfish are mainly in the north, same with the crocs. And well the drop bears can be a problem in the south east... hmmm... We do have some really nice hotels you can stay in... there's usually nothing too dangerous in those. Well mostly...

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