Reply to post: Re: General Relativity Theory for data?

We've heard of data gravity – we're just not sure how to defy it yet

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Re: General Relativity Theory for data?

That's easy. An informational black hole can be defined as anything called a "data warehouse". And just as infotmation slowly seeps out of a real black hole in the form of Hawking radiation, information slowly seeps out of a data warehouse in the form of "Quarterly executive summary reports".

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