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BillG Silver badge

Re: Calls in to question all sorts of quotes from the films, doesn't it?

"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell"

"You're got something jammed in here real good"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid"

"Control! Control! You must learn control!"

And obviously: "Look at the size of that thing!"

"...don't get cocky!"

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

" I can see the tower, but I can't see the exhaust port"

"You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

"Possible he came in through the south entrance."

"Hurry up, golden-rod..."

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"Rise, my friend."

"Open the back door!"

"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

"Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"

I didn't realize there were so many double-entendres in Star Wars. Disney does the same thing.

Quoted them so I can easily find them for reference.

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