Re: Non alchoholic?
Wow. That's complicated.
I simplified the recipe a little.
First, I kept the vodka in the freezer so I didn't have to add ice (which dilutes things and ruins the taste).
Second, I reduced the number of ingredients by not bothering with gin, rum, tequila, and triple sec.
Third, I avoided dilution by not bothering with cola or lemon juice.
Fourth, I did away with the fruit (I avoid anything the medical profession claims is healthy).
Which left me with cold vodka.
I retained the instructions to fall down stairs and sleep in the stairwell. After greatly simplifying the process the end result was the same.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
