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UK.gov pushes ahead with legal right to 10Mbps

Ochib

The conversation may go like this

“Can I legally demand faster internet”

“Yes, you can legally demand it"

"OK then I demand of you, faster internet. Now"

"Noted."

"So when am I getting my faster internet?"

"You're not."

"I'm not?"

"No sir."

"But you said I can legally demand it?"

“And you can"

"So I did?"

"Right you are sir"

"So where is it?"

"Well you see sir, we don't have to legally provide it."

"Well that's not a lot of use is it?"

"Absolutely not sir. Good day."

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