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At a produce stand, a long time customer examines an Apple. He puts it back.

The owner says “why you no buy my Apple?”

Customer reply’s “I think it’s a bad Apple.”

Owner reply’s “you bad mouth my Apple. I sew you!”

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Is Microsoft going to sew me if I don’t buy their Surface laptop?

Sometimes I hate this world...

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