"might just be the end times upon us all"
"In all seriousness" really?
Like government butting out (as it should because it is generally crap at everything) and letting business provide the service people want to pay for is going to be 'end of times'?
If you don't like the service from your ISP get a different one, and if there isn't a different one you already had a potential abuse of monopoly issue which net neutrality legislation didn't much fix anyway.