"Put down the eggnog"
Eggnog?! What's this yank-pandering nonsense? "Shaun Nichols in San Francisco" my ass... no-one drinks that crap here!
I'll continue to observe the ancient tradition of grabbing a bottle of the Christmas beverage since time immemorial from Tesco and guzzle *that* while I incompetently fix your server, ta very much.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
