Re: Just goes to show
You can't polish a Faece
In the case Faecebook, the polishing has already been achieved in the IPO. There's no turd that an investment bank can't polish.
In the world of proper biological turds, I'll wager you could even polish one of them. So long as it isn't too soft, and you're allowed to use a bit of Mr Sheen. If you get a dried log (or fresh, but heavily constipated) all you'd need is a quick squirt of Mr Sheen and a gentle rub with a soft cloth.