Re: "President Yahoo! Anyone?"
In that instance it refers to the company Yahoo! Rather than the mild 50's insult of referring to someone as a Yahoo. As for TDS you're going to have to be more disruptive since TDS can be a host of different things.
Unless you meant to imply jealousy on my part by implying that I own a small member in which case you've completely missed the point I was making.
P.s. I considered a 'your mum' insult but consisting I don't know what was implied with TDS I felt it better to leave it than try and play at your level.