Re: specific sequence of events huh
Teenager upstairs... That gives me an idea. How about:
Step 1: Upload an alternative phrasebook with Father Jack Hackett's vocabulary in them in a large Toy Shop, in let's say Oxford Street.
Step 2: Select a Daily Fail reader of your choice and suggest that as a toy for his/her little Daily Fail conditioned progeny
Step 3. Observe the fallout (including the inevitable article in the Daily Fail).