Hi, I'm Myca. How can I help?
- What job should I do?
- MYCA-12412: You are qualified for a job at the other side of the country.
- I can't work there.
- MYCA-93121: In order to help you along your next step down your career path, I have automatically generated and accepted your notice of resignation. You have received your P45 via email. Please hand in your badge, leave the building, and print it out later at your own cost. Have a nice day. You are now logged off.
- But, wait!
- MYCA-01213: Sorry, unknown user, you are not authorised.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
