Re: Why are you trying to leave the Apple shop?
Please. PLEASE. Let me go! I need to go to work to earn some money to pay for all this crack-cocaine-tech.
Your reasoning is sound. You may leave, but don't forget your Geek-Bar appointment next Saturday at 11am. Failure to show up will result in forfeiture of your kidneys. Have a nice day.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
