Meanwhile, on Qatar Airways flight QR-962 (Doha-Bali)...
"A Qatar aircraft was forced to land midflight after a woman used her sleeping husband’s thumb to unlock his smartphone and thus discovered that he was having an affair. ...forced to make an unscheduled stop in Chennai, India, when the cabin crew was unable to restore order."
"...unable to restore order." <- Sounds hilarious.
Has the FBI tried a finger ?