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Google's answer to the Pixel 2 XL CRT-style screen burn in: Lower the brightness

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"Try explaining that one to your partner."

It's the new inclusive feature, the Forbidden Augmentation Colorizing Kit, also known as F.A.C.K. It's designed to project one random image across the screen permanently to improve users activities and increase creativity in a productive environment by stimulating the users' brainwaves with the highly innovative color emitting technology.

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