Re: Link ATM?
Try US petrol pumps.
Insert card,
Do you have an air miles card Y/N ?
Would you like to sign up for an airmiles card Y/N ?
Are you sure, they are very nice Y/N?
Are you really really sure Y/N ?
Do you want a discount Red Bull Y/N
Car Wash Y/N
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Still not as bad as the ones with a screen that start playing daytime-TV at full volume as soon as you lift the nozzle. It's a bit weird to be filling your car and have the pump scream "Hemorrhoids? You should try new xanthitikilax" at you.
I'm feeling better now, just need to have a little lie down.