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Vlad the blockader: Russia's anti-VPN law comes into effect


Is anyone really surprised by this ??. Guess it would be hard for you average Ruskie to comprehend that we eat cornflakes while watching Eastenders & WhatsApping our bits on the side pictures of our freshly shaven genitalia , and smoke a fat green one every 30 mins whilst living on benefits. Our biggest worry is our phone going below 5% charge.

These Russians can read minds and hack you bigtime. NATALIA from Russia emails me every day offering me sex and to look at her photos. She really knows what I'm into and it worries me that she has placed a Krack infested Wi-Fi router under my house that links my thoughts directly to the Kremlin.

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