For some reason I really liked FORTH. I have no idea why. Maybe it's because Leo Brodie wrote a fun book to read.
It's COBOL I despise. It's like programming with Miss Manners. Here is what the code looks like to me:
OPEN FILE "X" IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND.
PLEASE READ A LINE FROM THE FILE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED.
PLACE IT THUS IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT.