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Boffins trapped antiprotons for days, still can't say why they survived the Big Bang

herman Silver badge

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The big bang was the moment when the luggage handler cherubs dropped the universe packing crate from the trolley onto the gods' runway. When the crate split, the anti-particles were stolen and the little cherubs are still playing with them, but over time, most were lost in the carpets and got vacuumed up.

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