The title of most bills from congress is an oxymoron. The PATRIOT Act was far from the first, but it is still the best example.
You fail to show the full glory (well, the full something) of the USA-PATRIOT Act, the Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act. Yes, that's its name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Act
I wish that I was joking.