Re: You'll be revived on mars, or worse...
From the Norweb wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORWEB :
"Holly, the on-board computer of the mining ship Red Dwarf, played a practical joke on Dave Lister. According to Holly, the Norweb federation were looking for Lister for his crimes against humanity; leaving two half eaten sausages on his table before leaving, which over three million years had gone mouldy and now covered seven eighths of the earth's surface, and also because he left his bathroom light on for three million years, resulting in a 180 billion pound fine."
Also reminds me of how people paid for their meals at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.