I propose the following
Theorem 1:
Anybody who wants to freeze their head for the purpose of returning to life later, has a brain not worth freezing.
Proof of this is beyond the scope of this essay, but should be bleeding obvious to everyone with a brain worth freezing.
Corollary 1: All brains worth freezing will only be frozen for the above purpose against the will of the owner of said brain.
Corollary 2:Freezing of brains for the above purpose is either (i) a waste of space/time/energy, or (ii) evil
Of course, if you want to freeze your head for the purpose of scaring the willies out of your descendants, that is an entirely different matter
Biting the hand that feeds IT
