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Your data will get hacked anyway so you might as well give up protecting it

Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

I propose the following

Theorem 1:

Anybody who wants to freeze their head for the purpose of returning to life later, has a brain not worth freezing.

Proof of this is beyond the scope of this essay, but should be bleeding obvious to everyone with a brain worth freezing.

Corollary 1: All brains worth freezing will only be frozen for the above purpose against the will of the owner of said brain.

Corollary 2:Freezing of brains for the above purpose is either (i) a waste of space/time/energy, or (ii) evil

Of course, if you want to freeze your head for the purpose of scaring the willies out of your descendants, that is an entirely different matter

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