Re: Police Scotland = Morons with time on their hands
"To be fair to Police Scotland, if there's a competition for making arses of yourselves, they shouldn't rule out the Sassenachs."
Just looking at them sums the sort of people who are getting jobs as cops in britain today thanks to endless lowered of standards. Dicking about not taking the job seriously, a number unshaven and/or fat and out of condition with standard issue chav tats on their arms. I'm sure they're fine at nicking drunks and speeding drivers, but I wouldn't want to rely on that lot in a serious emergency.