Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?
"My balls are just TOO BIG for me to think."
Fixed that for you, Zippy.
(Note to the cross-pond readers: Not all of us Yanks are as daft as Zippy, here. He's an unfortunate casualty of a steady diet of taco sauce and Ding Dongs. Probably the best method of dealing with him is as with any other troll ... simply don't feed him.)