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US Congress mulls first 'hack back' revenge law. And yup, you can guess what it'll let people do

StargateSg7 Bronze badge

Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?

Cough! Cough! Staring into their eyes as their life drains away is

a GRAVE TACTICAL ERROR! AS YOU WELL SHOULD KNOW,

9mm and 7.62 rounds don't actually work that well at killing people

and said shootees TEND to STILL be able to shoot back even

AS their life EVER-SLOWLY drains away.

Nooooooo! You ALWAYS move off to the side and preferably north of their head

from at least a few feet (3 metres!) away STILL pointing your sidearm or your M4

at their heads. Then you can relax ONLY A TINY BIT! ---- Once they're not moving...

please do remember to pump two or more rounds point blank into the heart

JUST TO MAKE SURE that Dead Means Dead !!!

ONLY THEN can you yourself a REAL MAN WITH BIG JUICY JUEVOS !!!

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