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US Congress mulls first 'hack back' revenge law. And yup, you can guess what it'll let people do

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Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?

My balls are just TOO BIG for me to think like a prey animal.,My balls are just TOO BIG for me to think like a prey animal.

The last couple of guys I heard boasting about how big their balls were dropped them PDQ when they realised I wasn't backing down from their threats. Sadly they had the sense to recognise a Tae Kwon Do stance (even though I haven't actually practised in like 20 years!), and left straight away.

The marbles they dropped on the ground as they ran were about the size I expected - something a newborn kitten would be ashamed of.

Afraid, like most who make such boasts, you sound much the same as them! :)

--> Me checking for wallets and valuables amongst the other stuff they left behind (we need a "Captain Runaway" icon!)

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