Re: Hire my dad.
If your dad also goes by the name allthecoolshortnamesweretaken then I would imagine he has uncovered quite a few buffer overflows in his time.
That's just his first name. His surname is Smith '); DROP TABLE Comments;--
(and if the Reg comments system goes down after I click "submit", I will not know whether to laugh, cry, or flee the incoming vulture death-squads)