Re: Love the honestly listed 'features'
Given Powershell's verb-noun syntax ( yes it's scripting, not a real language ) "Fuck-You" sounds perfectly legal.
Opportunity for a complete module here.
"Fuck-This" - exit script ( optional -ForAGameofSoliders param )
"Fuck-That" - kill a process
"Fuck-Yourself" - exit and delete all traces of the script
"Fuck-It" - power down system