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You may not have noticed, but 'superfast' broadband is available to 94% of Blighty

handleoclast
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Sky 39mbit service

I suggest you advise your friend to watch pr0n videos at a lower quality to avoid using up the data limit inside 2 hours. He'll say that makes them a bit blurry and you reply that the video is fine, it's that all his frantic masturbation is sending him blind, just like his mother always warned him.

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