That's not the battery, it's the ego chip which by design swells up in relation to the excitement of the owner.
Think of this as a massive Technoboner brought about by over excitement, there is a fix and that is to imagine you're shopping in Primark/Walmart and you receive a phone call only to find you own a windows phone and your ringtone is a popular song that everyone knows.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
