Reply to post: Re: Meanwhile in a crack den beneath NSA headquarters...

How bad can the new spying legislation be? Exhibit 1: it's called the USA Liberty Act

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Re: Meanwhile in a crack den beneath NSA headquarters...

Santa Claus is a .... Let's straighten this out right now: The sleigh's ownership is deniable, and it only flies in the dark. It's so stealthy it ranges the world at low-level, yet has never been busted. The bags? Rendition satchels. Toys? Ha!

And just to clarify who Santa works for, (courtesy of a past DNI Christmas party unmasking exercise, to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town (and, I hope, unclassified);

You’d better watch out,

You’d better not cry,

You’d better not pout;

I’m telling you why.

Santa Claus is tapping Your (IP) phone.

He’s bugging your room,

He’s reading your mail,

He’s keeping a file

And running a tail.

Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,

Surveils you out of doors,

And if that doesn’t get the goods,

Then he’ll use provocateurs.

So — you mustn’t assume

That you are secure.

On Christmas Eve

He’ll kick in your door.

Santa Claus is tapping Your phone.

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