Re: As any good medical professional will tell you
Other one's I've heard:
* Fallopian tubes for the CVRT (good one because they go to stores, wait, then medical & wait)
* Keys to the outdoor firing range
* Tartan paint for the last post
* Camouflage paint
Another good one is to give the new person a chainsaw and a sealed note and tell them to take it to the RSM (Regimental Sergeant Major) - the note would say something like "Give me the wages or I'll cut your F&*("%^ head off!"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
